{"product_id":"kal-se-sudhar-jaunga-attempt-5-t-shirt","title":"Kal Se Sudhar Jaunga — Attempt #5 T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDescription:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAttempt #5. Same promise. Same \"kal se.\" Kal abhi tak nahi aaya.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe most repeated lie in the country\u003c\/strong\u003e — kal se sudhar jaunga, said on loop since forever, printed with the receipts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA real attempt counter\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"Attempt #5\" isn't decoration, it's evidence. The badge counts what the promise conveniently forgets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe callback that lands\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"kal bhi yehi bola tha.\" Not just a joke, an accusation from your past self.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor anyone still waiting on their own Monday\u003c\/strong\u003e — gym, diet, degree, discipline, pick one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Aavitra","offers":[{"title":"Off White \/ S","offer_id":47980164284652,"sku":"v-9hCm1yGOaVZW0cAMMRMpubTQqg7e9HKY","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ M","offer_id":47980164317420,"sku":"v-9hCm1yGOaVZW0cAMMRMpubTQqg7e9HKZ","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ L","offer_id":47980164350188,"sku":"v-9hCm1yGOaVZW0cAMMRMpubTQqg7e9HKa","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ XL","offer_id":47980164382956,"sku":"v-9hCm1yGOaVZW0cAMMRMpubTQqg7e9HKb","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ XXL","offer_id":47980164415724,"sku":"v-9hCm1yGOaVZW0cAMMRMpubTQqg7e9HKU","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ XS","offer_id":47980164448492,"sku":"v-9hCm1yGOaVZW0cAMMRMpubTQqg7e9HKV","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0823\/4637\/7452\/files\/kal-450.png?v=1784790795","url":"https:\/\/aavitra.com\/products\/kal-se-sudhar-jaunga-attempt-5-t-shirt","provider":"Aavitra","version":"1.0","type":"link"}