{"product_id":"beta-you-have-potential-progress-report-t-shirt","title":"Beta You Have Potential — Progress Report T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSuna hai bachpan se. Ab printed hai chest pe. Potential A+, effort N\/A.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe compliment that's actually a warning\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"you have potential\" from a relative always means one thing: you haven't used it yet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA real report card, not a caption\u003c\/strong\u003e — graded fields, a dashed divider, an honest N\/A where effort should be. Institutional format, brutal honesty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe translation, in full size\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"Matlab abhi kuch nahi kiya.\" No decoding needed, no context required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor every unfinished degree, unstarted business, and \"I'll start Monday\"\u003c\/strong\u003e — wear the report card you never turned in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Aavitra","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":47980164251884,"sku":"v-9hCm1yGOaVZW0cAMMRMqubTQqg7e9HCe","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47980164088044,"sku":"v-9hCm1yGOaVZW0cAMMRMqubTQqg7e9HOb","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47980164120812,"sku":"v-9hCm1yGOaVZW0cAMMRMqubTQqg7e9HOU","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47980164153580,"sku":"v-9hCm1yGOaVZW0cAMMRMqubTQqg7e9HOV","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47980164186348,"sku":"v-9hCm1yGOaVZW0cAMMRMqubTQqg7e9HCc","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XXL","offer_id":47980164219116,"sku":"v-9hCm1yGOaVZW0cAMMRMqubTQqg7e9HCd","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0823\/4637\/7452\/files\/matlab-450.png?v=1784790779","url":"https:\/\/aavitra.com\/products\/beta-you-have-potential-progress-report-t-shirt","provider":"Aavitra","version":"1.0","type":"link"}